White TV network. Is this great, or what?
I just discovered a TV channel I had missed, called Starz In White. According to the Bright House Network blurb, it's:
"...the only movie channel dedicated to showcasing the work of White actors, producers and directors 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Starz In White features a wide variety of White movies including exclusive first-run theatrical releases, recent popular titles, classic movies, independent films, Pan European films (films from Europe and by persons of European descent around the world), and original productions. Films featured may star a White actor or actress, or have a White story line. Hollywood's White creative community... resoundingly supports the Starz In White entertainment experience. Many other White celebrities... guest host the channel and introduce many of the movies by offering interesting insights into their background. On-air promotional programming features interviews, celebrity spotlights, and behind-the-scenes look at current theatrical releases."
What's that? You're offended by the inherent racism of such a network? How can that be? I thought by singling out a particular race like this, we would be expanding diversity, or some such PC thing.
Oh, wait..... I got a couple of things wrong here. Silly me. Bad proofreading, I guess. Just replace the words "White" and "European" with "Black" and "African" and you'll have the real Starz network summary just as it truly exists.
Is that better? [insert large dose of sarcastic attitude here] Good grief.
